It is a problem that has puzzled me for some time, and nobody has given me a satisfactory answer. I suddenly realised this morning that I should go to the market café for the solution. I was soon at the counter.
I asked, “Cassie, how many beans make five?”
“What sort of beans?” she replied.
“Any sort you like, maybe baked beans.”
“You know we only do baked beans. Are you asking for a five-item breakfast, with beans?”
I was getting nowhere, and despite the problems I have had with multi-item breakfasts, I decided to order one.
“O.K. – Sausage, bacon, egg and double beans, please” I ordered.
“You cant have double beans. Beans is beans.”
“That’s not grammatically correct, I’m afraid” I said.
“Of course it’s right. Beans is beans as sure as eggs is eggs, my granny used to say. No matter how many beans you get, it is one item."
“In that case, I will have four items, please.”
“I’m still charging you for five” she said.