Grunger
As far as I know, Railway Ron has no interest in model trains, but he worked on the railway, and is an expert on timetables.
A few weeks ago, I mentioned that I was planning a trip to London and that set him off:
“Go off-peak but don’t get a direct train……………….they come from Llandudno and are always crowded…………………..the announcements are in Welsh…………….get the local train to Crewe………………..arrives Platform 10, cross to Platform 11………………….”
he droned on, but I wasn’t really listening,
“get the 10.45 to Euston……………..comes from Liverpool and is never crowded………..book Coach G at the front of the train……….. have you got a Railcard?”
I didn’t take any notice, which I was to regret. I booked a direct train, which was crowded as seats had been double-booked, and passengers were advised to get off at Crewe and take another train. I must listen to him next time.