For the benefit of Pedants who missed it, Tyke’s humorous comment on another thread that donations to the World Wildlife Fund are being used to support the World Wrestling Federation, is not far off the mark.
Several other organisations who call themselves WWF have also complained about falling subscriptions. The most notable of these are the Waterproof Wellies Foundation and the Wolverhampton Whelks Franchise.
Owing to mix-ups with bank accounts, donations have been diverted to the Where’s Wally Fraternity. A spokesman for this organisation, William Wall-Flower, said earlier, “It seems that our Chief Cahier Wally Whalley-Folley has run off with a substantial amount of money and is in hiding. The WWF, the WWF, the WWF and many other WWFs are looking for him. Anybody who knows of his whereabouts, should contact the nearest WWF.”