Hello, Elle!
I had a notion you would take to Miss Peckwitt!
And Morag and Ruari!
Would you like to know where exactly she is...or not?
I have ordered the Second Hebridean Omnibus.
Yes, there will never be a satisfactory solution to these old records.
Solomon himself would struggle to sort things out in a fair manner.
And it gets no better.
This week the Tour of Italy started, and on day one, two riders were thrown out for failing a dope test.
I do not remember any East German failing a test, but they were rigorously tested before leaving Germany for competitions.
The Stasi made sure of that and that whatever they had been on was no longer detectable.
There is a tale by a great Canadian female swimmer (forgotten who!) who turned up at a swimming competition and the East German women had the dressing room next door.
The Canadians were convinced they were next to men, from the deep unnatural voices the German girls had.
Yes, best phone your cousin!