I had not been to the market café for a while, so I went today, hoping that Cassie would not mention beans, as she had got the better of me on that subject last time.
Unfortunately, the specials board was marked “Cannellini, beans and chips”. I could not resist pointing out the error.
“You surely can’t be serving cannellini beans AND baked beans with chips, or is it just cannellini beans and chips, in which case you have an unnecessary apostrophe” I told Cassie.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about” she replied, “cannellini is pasta stuffed with beef and vegetables”.
“No, that’s cannelloni, with one ‘i’. Cannellini has 2 ‘i’s” I advised her.
She called through to the kitchen, “Paul, you’re wrong again, you’ve got 2 ‘i’s.”
“I know I have 2 eyes, what’s wrong with that?” came the reply.