Ha, ha, Simplesimon.
Derby lost but Chesterfield beat Salford to get into the 3rd round of the FA Cup. It wasn't easy watching the footie and Grand Prix on 2 different channels.
I follow what Norwich get up to, I like Delia. You might like this quote from 2009 "She caused a national cranberry shortage in 1995 and transformed the fortunes of a struggling Lancashire firm when she described their omelette pan as a "little gem", prompting sales to leap from 200 a year to 90,000 in four months"
Who else has that power, I don't think even Jamie today could beat that.
This has nothing whatever to do with the Listener but introduces an air of brevity after recent traumas.