I must get my eyes tested.
Malone, that's an interesting way of saying floor. I've never heard it before but then I'm not Scottish. I don't think it's too fanciful to think of it as a relic of the Anglo-Saxon pronunciation. The word then was flōr, pronounced fl-oh-r (with the r sounded). A long time ago, I know, but a number of words of Anglo-Saxon and viking origin have been kept alive by the Scots.