Inspired by recent postings, and feeling rather peckish, I set off in search of an exotic egg dish. Where else but the market café? I was surprised to see a new item on the menu, “Eggs However £2.50”.
“I’ve heard of Eggs Benedict and Eggs Florentine, but Eggs However is new to me” I said to Cassie the waitress.
“It is a new dish Paul has created, 2 eggs on 2 toasts, as you like them” she replied.
“I’d like a cup of tea and one piece of toast, but I’m not sure about the eggs however, however, however attractive it sounds.”
“You can have 2 eggs, fried, scrambled or poached with the toast” she advised.
“Actually I’ll have 3 eggs, one in each style, if that’s not too much trouble.”
“I’ll see what I can do, but I don’t know what to charge you, as you’ve swapped a toast for an egg.”
“I think this will cover it” and proffered a fiver. “Put the change in the tips.”
The eggs were nicely arranged around the piece of toast. Delicious, but I may not go there again for eggs, however.