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I calculate that the marathon runner you mentioned must have done 1730 laps, assuming he didn't take any short cuts. If he took a circular route it will be more but I cant calculate it without using pi. Perhaps Grunger will be so kind as to work it out using her pi chart.

I would also like to know how many laps parallelogram's runner took, but without knowing what a metre is, I cant do it.

Grunger (at 17.55/18.55)

I got stuck halfway through yesterday's Times puzzle, put it aside - and then forgot to return. It sounds as if I didn't miss much! Today's was definitely different, I was disappointed that it was so straightforward - I had it finished before breakfast.

I'd pay good money to see Jigjag striding along, playing the bagpipes as he marched along at a rate of knots (I think he's happy with nautical terms). It'd be one way of clearing people out of one's path - a single bagpiper is often not the most melodic of musical options. (Pipe bands are more stirring, but they're not out and about, too hard to self-distance, march in stride and play 'We're No' Awa' Tae Bide Awa' ' at the same time.

I will follow your advice about assessing all aspects of any walker coming towards me. As far as the dog-walkers go, I tend to cross the road when I see any of them approaching. I've had enough 'he's very friendly ...really' remarks to last a lifetime. These are usually applied to very bouncy, very yappy, very snappy … very everything dogs!

Rosalind

I sympathise with you about the dogs. My pet (!) hate is a common current situation... two dog-owners, walkers bump into each other and start a friendly conversation. They're following the distancing guidelines and are standing two metres apart. I turn onto the street and come across them - and have nowhere to go. I can't pass between them - I'd be breaking the distancing guidelines and I'd be breaking my 'don't go within 5 metres of a dog' rule - I can't get past on one side as it's a brick wall. I can't get past on the other as it's a carefully-tended privet hedge that I'd hate to bash. I've discovered that a good scowl works wonders.

PS I seldom encounter cyclists, but you have my sympathy.

Grunger

I sympathise with you re the Dunkerque clue.When I was in France, they not only refused to speak English, but very rarely used foreign words in their crosswords ( Malone does them too). Occasionally they would use an English word e.g. l'esprit de Dunkirk, le chimeme and L'Utopism.

Malone

I have printed several copies of the Goverment advice and will be taking them with me today. Of course I cannot hand them out so I have made paper aeroplanes out of them. Any dog-walker or runner coming near me will receive a well-directed missile giving the latest guidance.

Jigjag,

Your paper planes sound a rather nifty idea, though I feel only be-gloved dog walkers and runners will be able to read the information immediately. The dog-walkers should, of course, have access to disposable gloves, so not too much of a problem. I have seen lots of runners sporting clothes made from Lycra - and what an unpleasant sight it is at times - but I have never seen one with gloves, Lycra or otherwise. Perhaps you could embrace a rather old-fashioned (or traditional if you prefer) means of communication. I'm thinking of sandwich boards or those placards on a stick that some over-zealous 'believers' used to carry. H'mm, that last could work - 'Beware, the end is nigh' might resonate with many people today!

PS I hope you don't find several of today's Times clues rather … troublesome.

So pleased to have found some other dog-dislikers!

I really did go to someone's house recently and get a note on a piece of paper held up to the window. I was standing a good 3 m from the house but of course had to get quite close to read the thing (am short-sighted). Nothing wrong with conversation (at a distance) out of an open window! Anyway, thinking of relearning semaphore. Was it the Goodies who used this to advantage?

One of my neighbours isists on calling her cat. Do they respond?

To maintain social distancing get a Jimmy Savile disguise kit. People will avoid you like the plague (to coin an appropriate phrase)

I love dogs - it`s just some of the owners I don`t like. The ones who enjoy watching their dogs `jump up` at people (especially on a wet day) are a particular nuisance. If the innocent party complains they often get a load of verbal abuse for their trouble.

rosalind
The semaphore version of Wuthering heights was Monty Python. I tried and failed to find a working link.

Mump-ridden Nancy Blackett communicated through the window by semaphore in Winter holiday, of course.

Tyke 51 so agree with you. Wet day, clean jeans, minding my own business on a walk, dog jumps up. When I ask politely if the owner will call the dog off am told "He's only being friendly". I have considered putting my hands in the mud and being similarly friendly.
If I complain about the masses (literally) of cat faeces in my garden I am told it's what cats do.
What I do, if I see them, is wield a water pistol.

chrise, thanks, I remember now. Heathcliffe! Heathcliffe!
Catherine!