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Malone
I`m afraid we all fought a losing battle to keep our faces straight - as usual he didn`t know what the joke was!

Orson

Not safe to mention asparagus to malone, she hates it!

Rosalind

Thanks. I find it easy now to deal with references to asparagus, I ignore them, blot them out. The same technique is applied to mentions of cricket and - at certain times over the past few years - Brexit.

Farcebook . . Where else??

Covid19 . . What else??

"I agree, and anyone who hasn't been nationalised should be sent back to China . .

Malone, Tyke

I phoned Ivan Napple to place my fruit and veg order, and asked him if he had seen Jigjag recently.

“Not since the election. He was very disappointed with the result and went into self-isolation. I told him that Johnson would get it done, and he has. It’s all over, we are out, and I have heard nothing about it for months.”

“I think you might hear a lot more of it in the future when the crisis is over” I said.

“Crisis? Yes, I can’t get any asparagus and that Scottish customer of mine has bought all the celeriac and kale. Can’t get any anywhere.”

“I can get asparagus from Rosalind, but what about salsify?”

“Satisfy? I satisfy all my customers” he chuckled. Well I hope so and I am looking forward to the delivery.

Grunger

Thanks - great fun! You've made sure we're all on the way to getting our ' 5 A Day'. I was delighted to hear Ivan Apple was riding out the present crisis.

I did a post called 'Jigjag's Flight Of Fancy' on 31st March. I can't call it a thread as mine is the only post on it!

Grunger

Terrific! Will be back soon.

Malone

I didn't notice your "thread". Just read it - hilarious - very touched. Will reply soon

Malone & Grunger

Jigjag wouldn`t be the first to be `Lost in France`. Apparently, under occupation, the `Resistance` turned the signposts round to confuse the Germans and no one`s bothered to turn them back.

Hannah

I don`t do social media because I know I`ll only get upset at many of the comments! 😖

welcome back Jigjag!

Jigjag

Lovely to see you back! We need all the treats we can get just now - and the wonders of cyberspace mean that we can all obey the 'safe distance' stuff.