Grunger, Jigjag, Tyke, Orson (and anyone I've missed!)
I've just caught up on all the carrots/carats, sticks, dragons and lowlife stuff - an interesting and entertaining Sunday afternoon.
Jigjag, with all the effort you've expended, the modifications and improvements you've tested … you really are entitled to call yourself Chairman Of The Board*. Wear your title with pride, even though it doesn't take you into the 'key worker' category.
Feel free to say that some of my ramblings entitle me to be called 'Convenor Of The Bored'.