Hey, Rusty!
Yes, I am very impressed both by Mr M 's storytelling (fictional) and by his relating of the truth behind the story.
It is very noisy here! We are beset by fireworks parties both from the gardens behind us (our garden backs onto another garden) and from the "official" displays about a mile away.
I think, though, that it was much more fun (years ago) when done on a smaller individual scale.
When I was a child - and even when our offspring were little - we would have a small bonfire.......with a guy....... and (small!) fireworks, such as Catherine wheels, Jumping Jacks, Roman Candles and Sparklers!
No "bangers"!
We would eat jacket potatoes and toffee apples, parkin, and treacle toffee!
And the next door neighbours would come.......
Now there seems to be no convivial spirit, no bonfire or guy!
No food, no sparklers!
And bigger and noisier fireworks every year!
How is your cycling going?