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Who's going to hit post no. 1000 ?

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http://www.mystudios.com/artgallery/

Does anyone know if the site will actually accept four-digit posting numbers? Could this be a re-run of the millennium bug?

Surely it's only fair that Celadon makes post 1000. He kept this thread going when some people (including me) told him to stick it where the sun don't shine.

the amount of posts in a thread is always 1 higher than the amount of replies,which one is the benchmark?
leave them both to Celadon(i remember the 1st 100th post).

If you watch Al Pacino's film Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

The answer, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...................



The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.


Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'





HOWEVER....., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



God, I just love happy endings!

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No,' he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

Intrigued, the woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady asks, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I most certainly am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

Voted Best Joke in Ireland

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
Between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
The rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
" Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
With a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
Been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?