Grunger
I hope your first day has gone well and that you're enjoying working with ….?
I won't bother abolishing the monarchy, even though it does have its attractions. I'm afraid I can't reveal the details of exactly how HM/ER ascends the throne as I have signed a 'confidentiality' agreement - there were various steps to that.
PS Having survived Easter, Easter Saturday, Ascension Day, I felt no qualms whatsoever at ignoring Pentecost (whatever it is).