Pigale, my post to you was a joke, in not very good taste.
Please accept my apologies.
I shall look out my hair shirt and long johns as a punishment!
Elle, no I have not been around much. I have been burgled and was helping with enquiries.
No, no, I was not. Just having a wee joke.
Norah, of course, is very wise (I nearly said a "wise old bird"!) and was perfectly correct in passing on a warning. You will have to cut down on your questions.
I dont really think when I respond.
It would be a pretty desperate burglar who would want to rob me, I'm afraid.
I have not ordered books today.