Elle, the best thing I ever did was get a phone, after dodging them for years.
My son gave me his old Sharp clamshell one, and I have never looked back. All the family are just a text message away and that is important to me.
But I much prefer the modern phones.
I am a fan of the Cloud!
I store my photos, addresses, phone numbers, calendar entries etc in the Cloud. And the beauty of all this Cloud is, if someone sends a photo to me on my phone it automatically gets sent to my laptop and Hudl, too, and gets stored in the Cloud. All free!
The Palace?
Well, I do not think they would approve of you calling the Queen, "herself".
That is a term for Irish Royalty like Maureen O'Hara and Enya.
I would hate to think of you on bread and water in the Tower and missing the cycling at the weekend!