Hello, Elle!
I entirely agree with your first sentence!
It is M&S who should sort it out for you.
I have "ariosO", Elle, "thus" is "so".
I did not know "hawfinch", but Anne Bradford did!
Now, I have known "half inch"/steal for a long time.
Rhyming slang is often used in Glasgow, and I have pals in Glasgow, which may be where I heard it.
Anne Bradford has "half-inch" for "steal", too.
"Tern" and "turn" sound very different in my neck of the woods, I assure you!
I knew the name "Crick". Was that one of the folk involved in DNA?
And Frankland?
I have a wee bell ringing!
No double deck buses on the bridge, just now.
The bridge is a lot more often closed because of some poor soul in distress, unfortunately.