Hi, Rusty!
I read in the News that the M5 in Somerset is closed due to ice - this is probably what you heard?
My daughter gets the M11, then I think the A14?
Oh dear....I don't think you are going to like my opinion on your homophone!
I think "ere" sounds exactly like "air"!
I can see no problem with it?
So how would you pronounce it?
Can you write it down phonetically?
I think if you have had your laptop for that length of time, you have done very well!
And I don't think machines are made to repair these days...they come as "disposable"!
Give in gracefully......and buy a new one!
Maybe one of the girls would go with you? - I took my younger daughter with me, when I went to buy a new desk top!