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Happy Birthday to both Celadon and John D`Arran


OOOh now if I knit some mushrooms may also have to do a full english and i dread to think of doing the baked beans LOL

Belated happy birthday John of A. Just back after a two day bender.


Celadon

May I add my belated Birthday Wishes to Jon of A and Celadon, also.
Yesterday, I was stuck in the 3 hour closure of the M3 and the thought came to me "Why is it when you come across a sign saying 'Road Works Ahead', it doesn't!?
Colin

Thanks ColinE. It's probably the same reason that The dreaded Mickey$oft has a program suite which is called "Microsoft Works". Huh!

Or even 'Men at work'!!!!!

About time this was rejuvenated!

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

JimB

P.S. Maybe one for the Joker?

Bing sings and Walt disnae!!

Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.

I agree this should be revived and offer the following.
Last night,my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him,"I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.If that ever happens,just pull the plug"
He got up,unplugged the computer and threw out my wine.
He's such a bastard.........

Just found this:-

WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

very apt.