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Mamya,
I've just found the knitting pattern my mother taught me when I was a boy. It was a simple repetition of "Knit one, purl one, drop one, make one". By following that pattern I always ended up with the same number of stitches that I started with!
Colin

trevor wrote:

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I hope we are not elite tho.

PS.If I was J from A, I would reply with a four letter word now.
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and PHILIP wrote:

From what I have read, the only 4 letter word J from A knows is WINE (or perhaps BEER). He is obviously too clean living to be thinking like you!!


Sorry Guys, I had turn off my computer early last night as I've been on the mainland all day today and I've only just seen this. I have to admit that I'm more of a wine man but the occasional http://www.arranbrewery.com/pc/catalog/Milestone-Bottle-Label-Thum.jpg"/> doesn't go amiss.

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'"John (I've got Emoticons and I'm not afraid to [over]use them) from Arran,

you always cheer me up.


"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'"

I've just had a couple of semaines en vacances and I'm staggered to see you lot of nutters are still trying to find the poseur of the day (I think it's JimB). Helena, I'm glad somebody missed me (that doesn't happen at home). No, the girl from the bottom of the page wouldn't go with me - I'm stuck with virtue instead of virtual. John from A - you lost me, but I did once ride a motorbike from John O'Groats to Lands end in 21 hours 8 minutes. JimB YOU ARE NOT BEGGING THE QUESTION! Stop lowering the tone!
Poser: Could an oxymoron get a first at Cambridge?

Hi J frae A
Have you seen the football score - you are going to need all the emoticons you can lay hands on, not to mention the Co-op Cabernet, unless of course you are Norvege...

Slainte

Do you not think 'Welcome to the Monkey House' is not appropriate? Trevor?
Em.

Hi Em,
Do you mean irrelevant, or Non-PC - or something else -?

(I am the 1st 2).

HEALTH WARNING.
I have been to hospital with pains in the index finger of my right hand.Diagnosed as Repetitive Strain Syndrome.
Brought about by scrolling constantly through the 327 posts on this thread.
BE WARNED.

I am now additionally suffering from extreme depression after watching Scotland being humped by a pretty poor Norwegian side.
Joker

I know it's an old one but I can't resist it.

What is the definition of a Scottish gentleman.
Somebody who can play the bagpipes but refrains from doing so.

I agree with you having been wakened up every morning at 6am for two years by bagpipes.
I believe that they are one instrument that sounds better the further away you are from it.
Joker