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Trevor(or should it be the Artiste?)
You really are a Master at baiting people on this site.
Joker

stop right there TJ!!

This piss Artiste
certainly aint me
maybe it's the wanker
we used to call Jim B.

Liked your poem.Whatever has happened to JimB?
Conspicuous by his absence.
Anyway Trevor here is a story about that hypocrite
Bat Man.
Wonder Woman was sunbathing nude on the roof of her skyscraper when the Invisible Man flew over to see her.He dropped down and was lying on top of her when Bat Man flew over.
He looked down and saw Wonder Woman lying there,legs apart,and unable to resist,he swooped down on top of her.
Wonder Woman exclaimed"What the Hell was that!",and the Invisible Man said"I don't know,but it was ,bloody sore".

JimB and Campanilla(off together somewhere?).

ANYWAY...
your post is not only offensive,it is ridiculous.neither the invisible man or batman can fly.

I think you'll find that it was Superman who accidentally entered the invisible mans anus in an heroic bid to please a female Superhero.

please get your facts right.

It was all a ploy, of course. Superman had already identified his.... er, target, having noted the Invisible Man's heat signature. Come on, anyone who ponces about all day in his underwear (in public, no less) has to be at least a tad "bent" !

KK

Again I plead poetic licence.
I am sure that if JimB and Campanilla are off together then JimB would not have been allowed to post such scurrilous remarks.
The finger of suspicion still points at you.
I feel there is the making of a song there.

Think we'll hit 400 before 1st October?

Tempus fugit Celadon,only 3 days to go.
Maybe loads of posters waiting on sidelines to pounce at the last minute,and claim the coveted prize.
Joker

I am beginning to suspect that all the recent posts on this are a monologue (with the notable exception of John from A who told me how to get to he end using offset) and only one other person ever replies to Celadon using a variety of pseudonyms, and telling themselves very old jokes which they laugh at and then correct. It's the only thing that explains these weird goings on! lol whoever you are

In post 381, TJ scrobe:

...You really are a Master at baiting people on this site.

Soooooo, whilst we are talking about being a baiting master ....

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside..

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

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