Now, when you say 'shortest' Geeker, I take it you mean comparatively. I only mention this because a lady I know told me that, one weekend, she sat through the whole thing in order to please an old boyfriend of hers. Apparently it was the early stages of their relationship and they were trying to show that they could both appreciate the others interests. I can't remember her exact words but it was along the lines of 'it lasted 15 hours but felt like more like15 years'!