Tyke, Jigjag
I have been inspired by your discussions to stand for the Crossword Party in the European elections.
We have 2 policies which is one more than the Brexit Party.
1. To attend all Cross(word)- Party talks.
2. To attend all parties.
Our policies are cryptic and in black and white, though possibly “double meaning” or “hidden”. I may be a square but I have seen the light. No puns will be allowed by the Party, and I ‘ave an ‘ unch I will be elected.