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Couple of groan-worthy homophones in the Guardian today. “Ooh mammy” for UMAMI ?!
And this!
Theme park reportedly doesn't go down in Scotland? (10)

Paulhabershon

I liked seeing On The Shelf, just so that I could have a little tut, a little wry shake of the head. It's such an old, dated phrase and I'm glad it's no longer in use.

I am glad I seldom (if ever!) need to pronounce Cheyenne as I was never sure what was correct.

Jono

I really liked the theme park clue! It worked for me and was quite funny.

You folks are obviously too young to have watched the Western series, Cheyenne, which was shown on commercial television between 1955 and 1962 (according to Wikipedia).
I'm also not sure how politically correct Indian is in this context as the Cheyenne are Native Americans.

Sadly I`m old enough to remember `Cheyenne` - British `comedians` have often made unfunny jokes about `shy Anne`... at least the use of `Walt Disney` had some wit about it!

Paul

Cheyenne and Khartoum worked perfectly for me. Then "on the shelf" and "Pie maker....." described me well.

Grunger

Your post reminded me - I didn't have any problems with Khartoum, it worked for me.

I am sure it is only your pies that are on the shelf ... and not for long!

Malone

Thanks - that's cheered me up. I sent the Times a list of -ess words, but have had no reply yet. I hope they use some.

Grunger

A pity the Times haven't taken advantage of your generosity. What a bunch of ungrateful wretches - or wretcheresses?

PS Are you a wine drinker? I picked up a Christmas present for you today - a very nice Piesporter, I think it's German. H'mm, I've just realised that splitting the word in two could be a more substantial offering - Pies and Porter, probably very filling!

Malone

Thank you, that's so kind of you. I drink wine occasionally, but prefer beer, so the Piesporter is very welcome. I get irritated with the wine trade's rubbish about a hint of oak, full-bodied, fragrantly delicate etc., so a wine with a complex, earthy flavour of steak and kidney pie is right up my street. Cheers!

Grunger

Hope you've enjoyed any wines that have come your way, with or without a suitably august pie.

Two recent clues for you...

Female singer in church, one with long hair (8)
Domestic help currently upset about mother (5)

The latter answer is fine, though my initial reaction was 'What?! Who says that?' Chambers confirmed the validity.