Hello, Elle!
I must see Laura!
11, 7A is J(ill), remove bad/ill.
According to is "as per".
21, Plump can mean opt? (m)ic(e), skinned.
26, Office can be station, with a y(ear), roughly can be "c" for circa.
Giving "staycation". Or y for year and "ca" for circa.
Seems to work both ways?
10, the special relationship is between the US and the UK,
the dangerous amount is "OD", for overdose.
I take your point regarding Ness being a girl.
I have came across Nessies before and there is Nessie at Loch Ness.
That seems a bit weak though.
Maybe we are adrift on that one?