Hello, Elle!
I like the "tree fellers", just my humour!
I think I can understand "your ex-daughter in law who never was", though I am not the brightest.
We have half-siblings in our family too.
It is perfectly normal to them, and us too.
Your granddaughter will be excited!
A fine weight for the newcomer, too.
So, you are off shopping?
Why "presents" plural?
Are you adopting the maternity ward?
Still a fine day here, and I am heading out for fresh air.