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Thanks Celedon, but it seems The hoaxers are at it again! This is a rehash of a 2003 hoax which started off in the USA (as most of them do). It does read in a very sensationalist and American style and is not in the format I would expect from a UK police force release. (Being, myself a retired UK Police Officer) Too many CAPITALS for a start!
A quick Google of "Anti-Telemarketing Device" will reveal all.
Colin.

Thank you ColinE,

Shall visit that link.

Regards

Celadon

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said "What a load of crap.I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad,at the same time".

She said "Out of all your friends,you have the biggest dick"

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There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary notation and those who don't.

What a bunch of bores.

I am very silly.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Crossing the road one morning a man noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'
'My wife's.'
'What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence ensued. 'Can I borrow the dog?'



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