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Why don't they make golf balls larger to stop them falling into holes?

Brian
How do you sell a homing pigeon?
Post 1 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 15:48
ColinE
Tie a false address on to it's leg!
Post 2 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 16:14
Bullfrog
You have to move house...
Post 3 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 16:54
nstone.co.uksk
EMPLOY AN ESTATE AGENT
Post 4 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 20:42
trevor
Snap its neck and bake it in a pie.
Post 5 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 20:56
mark
thats a bit harsh trevor.
Post 6 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 21:08
trevor
Mark,
Marinate it first dear boy,it tastes similar to Tiger flesh.
Post 7 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 21:17
terry
not as nice as Giant Panda with Seahorse mash.
Post 8 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 21:22
mark
oven is not big enough to fit giant panda in,any ideas.
Post 9 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 21:29
trevor
I Think some Panda cubs were recently bred in captivity, you could probably just deep fry one or two of those with a light garnish.
Post 10 of 24Posted: 14th January 2010, 21:55

IDIOT SIGHTING #2


We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Madam, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, "NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two."

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, Nr Watford UK

A pleasant verse:-

As I awoke this morning
When all good things were born
A robin lighted on my cill
To greet the coming dawn

He was so small and fragile
And so sweetly did he sing
That thoughts of joy and happiness
Into my heart did bring

I smiled so sweetly at him
As I lay there on my bed
And I slowly brought the window down
And crushed his f**kin' head.


Aaaaaahh!

The Meaning of Life

List of characters:-

Polarised Polar Cub = PPC

Mummy Polar Bear = MPB

Daddy Polar Bear = DPB

PPC
“Daddy, am I a pure polar bear?”

DPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear,err,or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

DPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why don’t you ask Mummy, She will tell you”

PPC
“Mummy, am I a pure polar bear?”

MPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear, err, or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

MPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why do you ask? Do you have o problem with that?

PPC
“Yes, I do, I’m F**KIN’ FREEZIN’

Aaaaaahhhh

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