Peter Kaye's posers:-
-Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
-You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
-The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
-You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
-Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.