Malone, Tyke
After reading your postings yesterday, I decided to complain about the “Christma’s Activities” at the gym. I spoke to the manager, Ed Trainor.
“I’m afraid that was our little joke” said Ed. “We read the article in the Times and inserted an apostrophe to see if anyone noticed. We had a couple of complaints from a Scottish woman and a Yorkshireman, so we removed it with Tipp-ex.”
“Thank you. Some of us get irritated about wrong apostrophes” I replied.
“Of course, when I was in the Navy, we had to get it right. Anyone who got fo’c’s’le wrong was in trouble. Difficult word with 3 apostrophes” said Ed.
“I suppose it’s 4 if you had to say “the fo’c’s’le’s clear” or whatever” I suggested.
“Another problem we get here is “gym” or should it be gym’.” he added.
“Well, there are missing letters so I suppose gym’ is correct.”
“You mean gym’’s correct” he chuckled.