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2nd December 2010, 20:32
A married couple had 7 children, six of which were really handsome attractive kids but the other one was the most ugly child you could ever imagine. The husband was always suspicious about who the father was of the ugly child so when his wife fell ill he decided to confront her on her death-bed.

He said 'darling we have been blessed with 7 children, six are so good-looking but one is scrawny and ugly - please tell me dear, it has troubled me for years, who is the father of that one?'

His wife plucked up courage and whispered in his ear - that one's yours!
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5th December 2010, 01:20
Do pilots take crash-courses?
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5th December 2010, 01:20
How many weeks are there in a light year?
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5th December 2010, 01:21
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
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5th December 2010, 01:22
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
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5th December 2010, 01:24
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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5th December 2010, 01:24
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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5th December 2010, 01:25
If you can't drink and drive, why do pubs have parking lots?
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5th December 2010, 01:25
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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5th December 2010, 01:26
Does killing time damage eternity?
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