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jazzgirl

3rd September 2015, 12:23
Celadon: don't give up posting.. There is a solution.
Norah at admin. will send you email
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celadon

4th September 2015, 21:32
Thank you very much Jazzgirl and Norah.

Did not realise how bad the problem was with spammers.

Kind regards

Celadon
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celadon

5th September 2015, 06:34
Unlike smaller household batteries (such as common AA batteries), 9-volt batteries can pose a fire hazard and should never be stored in junk drawers or anywhere stray metal objects can bridge the contacts of the battery and cause overheating or sparking.
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jazzgirl

5th September 2015, 08:10
Pleased to see you celadon.
Longer (copied and pasted) posts are OK, as long as you remember to re-type any punctuation (or delete it) before posting
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celadon

6th September 2015, 07:24
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Sicily .
It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,
so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.


The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian,
Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, telling him what was happening and asking his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily ?"
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lord hawksmill vii

6th September 2015, 08:00
The meaning to Life, The Universe and Everything has been answered by Douglas Adams (RIP) in his book "The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy". It is well worth reading.
Ps. The answer is forty-two !!!
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lord hawksmill vii

6th September 2015, 08:02
I do not know this answer, but there surely must be a "prophet" motive.
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jazzgirl

6th September 2015, 14:06
I found this article re "42" fascinating, but then I am a geek ;)
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celadon

6th September 2015, 21:30
Excellent Jazzgirl.

OOPS - The punch line to my Italian Bovine joke is missing, here it is .....

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily .
"You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Sicily ?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife is from Sicily ."
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