Do not panic...this is a book I have just finished.
It was extremely funny and the type of book which I think will appeal to a lot of you "peeps".
It is written by Neil Forsyth who writes as Bob Servant...
"Anti-hero of spam Bob Servant takes on internet fraudsters at their own game in this hilarious compendium of genuine e-mail exchanges. As they entice him with lost African millions, Russian brides and get-rich-quick scams, Bob responds by generously offering some outlandish schemes of his own. The spammers may have breached his firewall, but they have met their match as former window cleaner and cheeseburger magnate rises heroically to the challenge and sows confusion in his wake."
Some of you may have read "our Terry's" (not thetitterry!)little story about an unfortunate night with too much whiskey and a razor...made me giggle for ages.
Well, it reminded me of Bob who when trying to explain to a potential Russian bride why she may be disappointed with what he had to offer in the "trouser department".
He went on to tell a tale about how he lost his manhood trying to beat his own record on an assault course he had set up in his own garden. Fuelled by alcohol, and dressed only in a vest...he tackles tennis balls, a pit with every fork he owned embedded in the bottom, and many other obstacles, including the spokes of the paper boys bike.
Brings tears to your eyes, in both senses.
Get down to your local library now....before the" condems" shut them all down.
Or it is cheap on Amazon.
Just thought I would share, this book really gets your chuckle muscles going.
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