Trevor,
The chess piecery was my cryptic way of suggesting the answer I'd come up with - I'm not sure how things work on this forum, some places don't like you to spit out your answer. I am also confused by the King Roy bit but didn't want to admit it after already asking so many questions! Even if it alluded to roi I'd expect a pointer to say it was a different spelling.
Terry,
I set it up, you kicked it in. You now have to charge around the house with your shirt over your head, arms aloft, shouting, "GOOOOOOAL!"