OK I have to go out so will summarise without Aristo’s clarification. Thank you everyone for such a wonderful plethora of clues.
If Aristo voted for Baccy 28 we have a tie for 3rd place between Paul H at 25, SS at 20, and Baccy at 28 with 5 voted apiece.
In second place we have Buddy 12 on 8 votes.
However thankfully we have a clear winner on 9 votes which is Jon with his wonderful post 11;
Line I snorted when playing sax
With my love of the laconic that would have got a couple of votes from me too.
Well done Jon and here are your prizes;
What could have happened if the axis powers had won WW2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvFdmNQ7WHI
What if the earth’s axis shifted 90 degrees?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjwh4nSPEs0
Kenyan band Crystal Axis;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-tUD5ZUL0
And for some (questionably) light relief; Axis music from India
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qo69ctDBLo
And if that’s too heavy for you then from Axis Powers to Austen Powers;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW8NB_QCd5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM