Bravo, Jono. I didn't get it at first, but now I see what you did there. Nice. Thanks to you, buddy, and whetstone for the votes, and a big welcome to whetstone. Thanks, PaulH for hosting.
In regards to your desire to change your username: as Paul mentioned, my overall transition has indeed been much more consequential, but for this forum I did as Norah originally suggested, and Buddy echoed, and just registered a new account.