I've done this again because it's easier to find with "prize" in the title).
Wow!! This was a real struggle 🤪
I know I nearly always say that but, with this particular offering by Paul, after 10 minutes I hadn't got a single answer!
As is often the way though, once one goes in, a few more follow and....
Anyone looking for an easy anagram to get started will be sorely disappointed - I only counted one!
There's one I haven't fully parsed, namely 21d (I can see A L(earner) but not the rest) - though the answer is clear.
One I got going I found this to be very entertaining, with lots of witty and clever cluing.
COD - I'm going to split it between 1,22a which did make me laugh and 11a which has a beautiful surface.
I look forward to reading what everyone else made of it.
Thanks to Paul for a tough but fair crossword.
Stay safe:-)