Crossword Help Forum
Forum Rules

I was inspired by the Xmas spirit to make up this joke for my 7-year old called Talia;


Why did the submariner not get a present from Santa?
He was on the Nautilus!

That's fit for a Christmas cracker - I'm not sure how complimentary that is!

Hi paul heres one I have just made up for you.
Why did Rudolf have a red nose.

Because a black one would not look "wight" Di yer gerrit??
All the best. It cant be 7 yrs since Talia was born. Theambler

Paul

I am sorry but I dont get your joke, or Pendas for that matter. What am I missing?

Jig Jag;
The Nautilus was UKs first nuclear submarine. It sounds like “naughty list”
Probably loses impact on the translation.

The Ambler; great to hear from you again! Yes doesn’t time fly! 7 going on 17!

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days


Happy New Year x

Paul

I am extremely impressed if Talia understood your joke, I am not trying it on my 8 year old grandson! I'm sure he's never heard of HMS Nautilus (his great grandfather worked for a company that built nuclear subs!) but he just might be aware of the mollusc.

But, ho ho, If you believe Santa can get down chimneys when he is somewhat overweight, why not underwater?

Best wishes for the New Year

Ros - I dd have to explain it!. Afterwards she said to me that had she been a grown-up she would have found it very funny!

Happy new year to you too - and everyone else!

Paul, how extraordinaily sweet! She will go far, that one.

HNy to you, too

I'm sure I've put my granddaughter;s favurite joke (when she was 4) on here,but I'm doing it again as I love it.

What do you do if you find a spaceman?
Park in it, man

Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
Because it "soots" him.

Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can hoe,hoe,hoe.