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I have missed all the humour on this forum. . Thanks andy and Chris

Thanks folks,I have finished the crossword and it is THEN.
Bad morning. The wife got booked for driving and knitting at the same time.
The cop pulled alongside and said "Pull over." She replied "No,a cardigan!"


Some better news though. I went for a prostrate examination and got the thumbs up!

ME TOO!
What,with all these sexual assault claims flying about in Westminster and in Hollywood,I'm thinking about reporting the time it happened to me.

I was assaulted by a team of female mime artists and they did UNSPEAKABLE things to me!

Ha ha...I'm here all week!

Made my day, Dave :)

And mine! I've missed the fun too.
No doubt someone will complain that the comments weren't crossword related.

This is crossword related an perfectly true.
I don't know whether to laugh,cry or just give up.
I was browsing to try and find an unusual Xmas present for my 10 year old grandson who has got just about everything;then I came across this------https://www.menkind.co.uk/little-willy-condoms

I've just been reading that the population of Britain has increased dramatically over the past two years. I blame the parents !!!