hello TJ, we're making great progress aren't we. I reckon we should take up Alan's offer to supply the raw material. so long as he is happy to scrape out most of the inside bits.
we should turn our attention to devising our global TV campaign. I think we will need a front man. someone suave, a sort of lounge lizard meets man about town meets porn star. he'll need a good "character" name. how about Dick Thrust. I have trevor in mind actually, do you think he'll be up for it (we can always jack him up with blue pills).
I visualise trevor face on to camera giving a leering sort of smile, raising an eyebrow like roger moore does and saying......"Dick's the name, thrusting's the game" for the opening line. it could become his catchphrase when he is offered the inevitaable spin off series chat show invites.
what do you think......