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you're too late. The Joker, Mamya and me have already patented that idea (see earlier postings). if you try and sell some cheap copy version we will not hesitate to sue.
perhaps we should ask aristo to invest. he could supply those star nosed things - they'd be great at parties and special occasions.

Can I be amused...?

Moles Rampant©

that's great mamya. our unique selling point could be to sell 'em in packets of four. can you work on a snappy phrase that takes in mole - skin - four. we'll be rolling in it soon.

" In bed or on the floor
You can't beat Mole Skin Four "

can I suggest a slight amendment to the first line.....

"In bed,on the floor or up against a door"

Good idea Phillip. Could I add a slight addendum to our slogan.
In bed,on the floor,against a door or with a whore.
You can't beat Mole Skin Four.

Joker, I think you've struck gold there. I imagine that apart from anything else we will make a clean sweep on the advertising awards front.

I'm off to bed now. I'll mull over the idea of flavoured mole skin fours. I reckon with our clientelle sheep dip should be a big seller.

Ahhhh, I meant I was thinking of the effect of your product on Mrs Mole rather than infringing copyright
However I will, nturally, be expecting to supply your raw (dark) materials

Sorry, I meant of course the effect on the partner of the condom wearer, not Mrs M.