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Jazzgirl I think some of them are routed abroad so as to get round UK legislation. I didn't say no, even though our oven needs a serious clean, as I just listen to a recording long enough to hear the substance and then hang up. If it's a live voice with a foreign accent named, for instance, Pete, I usually tell them that that's the first lie and hang up. I sometimes get a bit ruder especially if they're calling from "Windows service".

(To check if a short post will sneak through the new rules.)

I tried to write the full text of "War and Peace" on here but it was banned, so here is the precis

Army invades, army retreats

the end

Thanks Jazzgirl, I can now say I've read the slightly abridged version of War and Peace. Excellent!

Does that go with having seen or heard the shortest play in the world.
"Hello Godot, you're early."
Not one of mine . I think it was Barry Cryer on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

...........or the shortest blues song:

"Didn't wake up this morning....................."

Why, in this digital age, does the cure for any fault seem to be, whether it's a radio, TV, phone, computer or anything else that's frozen, switch it off and switch it on again?

Celadon: don't give up posting.. There is a solution.
Norah at admin. will send you email

Thank you very much Jazzgirl and Norah.

Did not realise how bad the problem was with spammers.

Kind regards

Celadon

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