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So glad you responded Bees...

You are right, I loved this thread, and it should be resurrected/rejuvenated/resomethinged.

I think maybe what put people off was trawling through to get to the end...not realising the "shortcut" method.

WHICH...I will attempt to explain...oh dear here goes...

The thought of over a 1000 posts is daunting granted...

Skip to page two...

Look at the "header bar" it should read...

http://www.crosswordsolver.org/forum/15502/offset/10

Change the "10" to 1190 and it should bring you to the latest comments.

Hopefully...

John of Arran may still be around, as I suspect Celadon is too!

Love to them both.

p@

Ok Pastille, i'll revive it in the spirit it was always intended.......

A cat was sat by a river when it saw a 6 inch sausage floating by. The cat tried to grab it with its paw but missed. a few hours later a 10 inch sausage floated past, so the cat lunged at it to get it but missed. Another few hours later a 12 inch sausage floated past. The cat threw its whole body at the sausage and caught it...........
Moral of the story? The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy

Oooh you are so rude...

But thank you...need to remember a good one.

Until then...

A woman walked in to a bra...she was dyslexic!

p@

Well?...

Anybody?...

Who sang Tiger Feet?

Mud?


That's right, that's right.........

I like it...

sorry off to eat!

I wondered what had happened to this thread! It is where I 'met' everyone, way back when it was first posted. Your wit and erudition got me hooked on cryptics - not that I am very good at solving them, but I'm getting better all the time.

And now, a cautionary tale to illustrate why one should proof-read one's text messages before hitting 'send':

I was sitting at the airport, waiting for my plane. I texted a friend to say the flight had been delayed for a couple of hours. "oh dear," she replied, sympathetically. "I hope you have a good bonk!"

Hi Kiwikid...

Yes texting can be fickle...recently I received a text from a friend inviting me round for a glass of wind...

Sitting here in a trendy wine bar with a glass of chilled chardonnay, reading 'A la recherche du temps perdu' (it's by Proust, you know) on my cerise kindle, while on my iphone and Samsung Galaxy simultaneously to my stockbroker and the local Porsche dealer, but still can't think of a witticism to match those posted on here.

Can I still apply to be poseur of the day?