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Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean where's it all going to end?
Tom Stoppard.

Wife to husband "We need bread, so pop down to the shop and get a loaf, and if they've got eggs get six"

Husband duly pops out to the shop and returns with the bread.

Wife to husband "Why on earth did you buy six loaves?"

Husband "They had eggs"

Is a cubicle a square testicle?

The only constant thing in life is change.

(x-a)(x-b)(x-c).......(x-y)(x-z) = ?

Answer to follow on request

zero ?? because of the(x-x)part?

(x+z)

Well done Trevor! You'd be amazed at how many mathematicians don't get it!

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY No.1.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY No.2

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)