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If someone invented God would he not exist in their imagination?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Previous posting merely an holding operation.
NIMROD no place for idle thoughts or hands.
God, being totally other , cannot be proved to exist, or not exist. Which does not stop billions of folk believing that He does even though they dont know IF HE does. SO we dont know and cannot say whether GOD does exisy or not. If one thought that GOD did not exist and tried to invent HIM it would be as pointless as trying to invent BONGO BONGO LAND. When you had done it you wouldnt have because YOU COULDNT HAVE. VERY BEST WISHES NIMROD

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Just a thought for you...

Anger is a weakness.

Tolerance is a strength.

Indifference, plus a machine-gun wins every time.

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THEAMBLER - Yes I agree.....BUT ......
surely the key question is not whether God exists or not; but whether we can exist without creating a God in whatever form we choose in order to provide our lives with a "maker" or "prime force".... therefore providing us with a reason for our being. Is that perhaps why we have so many faiths in the world?

Pipesmoker,
Yes,only if she is necrophiliac

Or perhaps.
Do not adjust your mind.
There's a fault in reality

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'