Hi, Mr Light,
Just re-read your ps to your first posting. I agree with it all, except the bit about horses. Big beasties with a sharp end and a blunt end, and they are both dangerous. I tried a shot once at the local riding stables, and have to admit that I was the class failure (I was only forty at the time, too). The wee lass who was guiding Dobbin for me said, 'It will be fine when we start to canter.' Admittedly, it was very sure footed, but I was still glad to get off. Bravery was never my strong point.
Also went on an elephant once. It was even more terrifying. Twelve feet from the ground and sitting on a plank on its back, while it wandered into a river. The mahout thought I was trying to be funny when I expressed fear of falling. There is something reassuring about terra firma when you are actually standing on it. The thought of approaching it at thirty two feet per second squared is less attractive.
P