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Thanks for the tip Mandala.just got mine going in firefox,had to install a Dictionary to make it work - i opted for 'English(British)'

I think that the Inglish eedishion is betta tho

hope i didn't sound bigoted,the choices (for English)are;
English (Australian)
English (British)
English (Canadian)
English (US)

I have the scottish version !

Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Whether eye am wrong oar write
It shows me straight a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is made
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

nice one Julie.
thumbs up from me - and my spellcheck.

Hello Trevor,

First. Post 2 of this thread was originally a sweary word and has been censored.
Second. If XX deliberately spoils Jolan's thread again I'm willing to break my habit of a lifetime and report the scumbag (with a full explanation).
Finally. How did I find out. First hand- I was banned for a making an "inappropriate comment" (in an exchange with Des,etc). Re-instated on appeal.

@ Mandala - I am using Firefox so how do I switch on spellcheck? Is it in tools? @ Julie, Aberdeen - love the poem, made me laugh! Trevor, welcome back and to everyone else, if anybody messes with Jolans 5 again then report!

SallyW
and I always enjoy your reference to "s/he"

Julie do you mind if I steal your poem for Facebook? i will acknowledge source!

SALLYW
I'd just like to say ******** I'll write what I want & you will not deter ME!
You're all a load of cheats!
**** you load of ****ing ****ers!