My battery was dying last night so couldn't add to my rather brief post.
Thanks for the votes even though it was a post meant as a joke,while others that I (and others like me) had worked on and honed to perfection got nothing. Bronze again for which I am grateful but you really must try harder next time.
Many years ago a housemate and I took a couple of girlfriends to St Catherine's dock, which was hosting some tall ships. Poor girls didn't stand a chance. So beautiful and elegant, the ships took the breath away.