I like it Crypto,i couldn't (to be honest i didn't try)come up with anything better.
maybe it should become a weekly feature - The best made up clue for the worst post - a bit like them RT peeps.
Istill can't do better.
Hi Helena re my earlier post - I think we were playing 'we know the answer what's the question' so the answer to my post was Falkirk. (I see your spacebar's still working).
Rodney has subsequently come back with some letters re his original post.