Whoa. Thanks so much for the votes, jono, tyke, fiery, buddy, geeker, patrich, dorrien, and mattrom, and of course spike. Thanks to paul too; go forth and sin no more. Sorry buddy- excellent clue, and I voted for it! The prize is quite the embarrassment of riches. I especially liked the shredder; my own shredder, named Hillary, is only good for documents.
This was a nice birthday present (the actual day's tomorrow). See you all next weekend!